There was a young man named Bobby,
whose girlfriend made him a zombie.
When he started to rot,
she kicked his butt out,
without even his morning coffee.
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Duck Lips
There was a young duck named Sam
who developed a taste for ham.
When the shoats ran away
and no longer would play,
smacking duck lips, he eyed the lambs.
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On the Fringe of Darkness 